I feel like I am living in Bizzare O world

Here are some of the world's latest headlines:

Obama Says USA will rebuild and emerge stronger...(I agree with this one, but not through government)
Obama vows fiscal responsibility...(AFTER spending almost $1Trillion dollars, and promising even more spending....see below)
Obama vows to increase number of soldiers...(In Darfur?????)
Obama vows to seek cure for cancer 'in our time'...(Not surprising that his administration would be able to find a cure, he is considered the Mesiah and all)
Obama says bank bailout may cost more than expected...(REALLY????)
Obama promises universal EDUCATION THROUGH COLLEGE...(Awesome!!!! I will stop saving for my kids college immediately!!!!)
Obama promises universal health care... (Again, AWESOME!!!!!, oh wait don't we currently have free health care for all??? Does Universal give us something else, is it better than free healthcare for all??? Where do I sign u

Let me reiterate AGAIN, BO is promising all of the above while just YESTERDAY promising fiscal responsibility. Like I said, Bizzare O World.

But DO NOT FEAR, you are not alone. 2 out of 3 Americans are with you! ....we have no idea how you increase spending in all of the areas above while decreasing the Federal deficit by half. AGAIN, DO NOT PANIC, the same 2 out of 3 Americans were educated by the public school system, we are not supposed to understand basic math!!!!!

This is a test, this is only a test..........